How To Answer Dumb Job Interview Questions

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It used to be that in job interviews we would answer questions strictly about education and experience. Now, employers try to trick us into admitting bad stuff about ourselves with dumb questions. Here are some of the stupidest questions and the smartest answers you can give. Good luck!
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Stupid Job Interview Questions

“What was the last book you read?” That’s easy. “How To Succeed In Business By Stabbing Your Boss In The Back.”
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Stupid Job Interview Questions

“If you were an animal, what would it be?” Answer really fast, to show you’re on to their game with “Whatever predator is one step up the food chain from you…”
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Stupid Job Interview Questions

“If you were a Star Wars character, which one would it be?” Think hard for a moment and then say brightly, “Oh, definitely Spock! It was so cool when he came back from the dead…”
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Stupid Job Interview Questions

“What is your favorite drink?” Be truthful here. Admit it’s “somewhere around the 14th beer.”
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Stupid Job Interview Questions

“If you were a Superhero, what would you want your superpower to be?” Definitely say, “I’d like to have the power to restrain myself from bashing your skull in for asking these dumbass questions…”
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Stupid Job Interview Questions

“If Hollywood made a movie about your life, who would you like to see play the lead role?” Here you can turn the tables and say something unexpected like, um… let’s see. Oh! “Brangelina?”…
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Stupid Job Interview Questions

“If you had only six months left to live, what would you do with the time?” Isn’t it obvious? “I’d be milking my Unemployment and Disability payments, both of which you’d be paying A-ho…”
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Stupid Job Interview Questions

“If you won the lottery, what would you do with the money?” Obviously a trick question. The right answer is always, “I would buy your company and fire your silly ass first thing for asking these dumb questions.” Duh. No brainer…
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And, Finally…

“Where do you see yourself in 5 years?” Your answer? “I sincerely hope to have had your job for the last 4 ½ years or so…”
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